• Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude, when I was 10 I had pokemoncards

• I stay up late every night, and realise it's a bad idea every morning.

• That look you give your friends when someone attractive walks in.. ;)

• Wake up, look at clock: 7:00, .... shut eyes for second .... look at clock: 7:01 ..... shut eyes for second ...... look at clock: 7:58 ..... ****!

• Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind..

• I just cant stop laughing when somebody falls down in front of me =)

• "And i was like f*ck you.'" "Did you say that!?" "Nah, but i thought it.."